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January 2008

01-14-2008: The End
01-11-2008: And the award goes to…
01-07-2008: Memories
01-04-2008: First things first.



December 2007

12-10-2007: Ok, I lied
12-07-2007: Work vs. Patrick Grey
12-03-2007: On the 6th day of Christmas, my crap job gave to me…



November 2007

11-30-2007: On the 7th day of Christmas, my crap job gave to me…
11-26-2007: On the 8th day of Christmas, my crap job gave to me…
11-23-2007: On the 9th day of Christmas, my crap job gave to me…
11-19-2007: On the 10th day of Christmas, my crap job gave to me…
11-16-2007: On the 11th day of Christmas, my crap job gave to me…
11-12-2007: On the 12th day of Christmas, my crap job gave to me…
11-08-2007: Landmine
11-05-2007: Unfortunate Hindsight
11-02-2007: Happy Happy Joy Joy



October 2007

10-29-2007: Misconceptions
10-26-2007: Empathy
10-22-2007: Expiration Date
10-19-2007: Darwinism
10-15-2007: Abby peeks out.
10-12-2007: Layout
10-08-2007: Affirmation
10-05-2007: Unexpected delay
10-01-2007: Ah, the emo-less silence



July 2007

07-25-2007: Hiatus
07-23-2007: Deathly Hallows
07-20-2007: Dark Arts
07-18-2007: Damn Bludgers
07-16-2007: He who shall not be named
07-13-2007: A Second Childhood
07-11-2007: National Security Secrets
07-09-2007: Abby’s Reality Check
07-06-2007: The Morning After
07-04-2007: Cause and Effect
07-02-2007: Siblings



June 2007

06-29-2007: Today’s Painful Sound Effect
06-27-2007: Taxicab Confessions
06-25-2007: Hypothetically Speaking
06-22-2007: Honesty
06-20-2007: Jerks
06-18-2007: Uh-oh
06-15-2007: Yeah, that must be rough
06-13-2007: delay
06-11-2007: Don’t miss a beat.
06-08-2007: Shiny Happy People
06-06-2007: Dress Code
06-04-2007: Make one up
06-01-2007: Margaritas!



May 2007

05-30-2007: Yet more Johnny
05-28-2007: Keira
05-25-2007: Mr. Grey
05-23-2007: Ambush
05-21-2007: Just say no
05-18-2007: Make some room in the closet
05-16-2007: A giggle free summer
05-14-2007: The Offer
05-11-2007: No names, please.
05-09-2007: Freedom!
05-07-2007: Seperation Anxiety
05-04-2007: Proposal
05-02-2007: Yip! Splat.



April 2007

04-30-2007: Small gestures of love
04-27-2007: The Decaf Treatment
04-25-2007: Boing, Boing, Boing
04-23-2007: Break-ups
04-20-2007: Friggin Repeats
04-18-2007: Important to some. Just not me.
04-16-2007: And Jack. And Ryan…
04-13-2007: We all have to be nice sometimes.
04-11-2007: Quick, speak deviously behind a door!
04-09-2007: Arguments
04-06-2007: She was cute though
04-04-2007: Baaaaa…
04-02-2007: Euphoria



March 2007

03-30-2007: Zero Hour
03-28-2007: Sunrise
03-26-2007: Three A.M.
03-19-2007: Away
03-16-2007: What A Drag (pun, sorry)
03-14-2007: Advice
03-12-2007: Dreams
03-09-2007: Stains
03-07-2007: Make-Out Break
03-05-2007: Coffee Run
03-02-2007: Suicidal Mouth



February 2007

02-28-2007: Not even the Gap?
02-26-2007: Unfortunate Math
02-23-2007: As dating pools go, it’s a bit dry
02-21-2007: Nostalgia
02-19-2007: Hysterics
02-16-2007: That horrible sinking feeling…
02-14-2007: Damn, I am cynical
02-12-2007: Explosions have good bass
02-09-2007: And I quote…
02-07-2007: Time delay
02-05-2007: Beats
02-04-2007: Jillian’s Guest Strip
02-03-2007: Jon’s Guest Strip
02-02-2007: Phil’s Guest Strip!
02-01-2007: Calan’s Guest Strip!



January 2007

01-31-2007: Chris’ Guest Strip
01-30-2007: Travis’ Guest Strip
01-29-2007: Dave’s Guest Strip
01-26-2007: A year is a bit much
01-24-2007: Cue the porn music
01-22-2007: Maggie 1, Patrick 0
01-19-2007: Self-defining
01-17-2007: Serendipity is not just for romantic comedies
01-15-2007: Mulligan
01-12-2007: Attempted Suicide
01-10-2007: With friends like this…
01-08-2007: It’s a curse, really
01-05-2007: Kickin’ back at the Imperial Pub
01-03-2007: Tim’s Downward Spiral
01-01-2007: New Years Resolutions



December 2006

12-29-2006: Next on the list of bad book choices
12-27-2006: Seriously, not a hard concept (and my present to you!)
12-25-2006: Merry Christmas, Patrick
12-22-2006: Not a creature was stirring, not even a staff member
12-20-2006: Dude, stop and think…
12-18-2006: Happy Holidays Store #287
12-15-2006: Desperate Measures
12-13-2006: It’s Xmas, what do you expect?
12-11-2006: Christmas Miracle
12-08-2006: Subtlety
12-06-2006: Damn, he’s the perfect size too
12-04-2006: Surely you get it by now
12-01-2006: Little chocolate makin’ bastard



November 2006

11-29-2006: Off to serve
11-27-2006: Very small window
11-24-2006: Hold it away from my aura
11-22-2006: I’ve walked into this trap
11-20-2006: Promises
11-17-2006: Charity
11-15-2006: Tragic crack addiction?
11-13-2006: The benefits are better too
11-10-2006: I’ll still bitch though
11-08-2006: Well, besides that?
11-06-2006: Never a good feeling
11-03-2006: Queen St. W
11-01-2006: Haloween Finale



October 2006

10-30-2006: Reg Shoe would be proud
10-27-2006: Don’t tell your friends where you work
10-25-2006: I don’t know, suits move pretty fast
10-23-2006: U of Z
10-20-2006: Not important right now
10-18-2006: That should piss off the undead
10-16-2006: Patrick the Zombie
10-13-2006: Evil threat, even with the undead
10-11-2006: Haloween Special!
10-09-2006: Crazy Pat
10-06-2006: Broke the friend code already?
10-04-2006: Not evil, FUN!
10-02-2006: Higher Education



September 2006

09-28-2006: Yeah, that’s what I looked like when I was 19
09-27-2006: Really, really Welcoming
09-26-2006: Pre-emptive
09-25-2006: Bad past! Stay hidden!
09-21-2006: Word travels fast
09-20-2006: Literally?
09-19-2006: Perspective
09-18-2006: You can start a clubhouse!
09-14-2006: 1104, Pitman Hall. That was me
09-13-2006: Other sibling duties
09-12-2006: AH! My support network!
09-11-2006: Patience so thin you can see through it
09-07-2006: Face it, we all want to trip them.
09-06-2006: They’re usually not this clever
09-05-2006: Customers are so rude
09-04-2006: I never listened anyways



August 2006

08-31-2006: Technically we’re not mauled yet.
08-30-2006: Dodged the obvious joke
08-29-2006: What the hell are those?
08-28-2006: Street smart
08-24-2006: Better to beg forgiveness…
08-23-2006: Still have the scar
08-22-2006: They’re cute, right before you die
08-21-2006: Did you pack the barista?
08-17-2006: Flirting with death
08-16-2006: Fire hot! No eat!
08-15-2006: How is that a childhood?
08-14-2006: They can’t work the clickwheel
08-10-2006: Probably should have dug a grave too
08-09-2006: Who packed the barbwire?
08-08-2006: No vintage stores for miles around
08-07-2006: Someone must buy those things
08-03-2006: And this is my other brother Daryll
08-02-2006: Well, we’re dead
08-01-2006: Citygirls tend to panic



July 2006

07-31-2006: Barely counts anyways
07-27-2006: Sabotage
07-26-2006: Well, the cuteness would help
07-25-2006: Yay, cement boxes!
07-24-2006: Maybe they’re the sane ones
07-20-2006: And I didn’t even play football
07-19-2006: Denial
07-18-2006: Turkey Dump
07-17-2006: Bad time for thumbs up
07-13-2006: Does the trick
07-12-2006: Nice try
07-11-2006: Pom-pom heads
07-10-2006: Mr.Busse
07-06-2006: We all excell in our own way
07-05-2006: It’s true though…
07-04-2006: Not a bad look
07-03-2006: Sibling Duty



June 2006

06-23-2006: Solid Theory
06-22-2006: Mating Habits
06-21-2006: Maturity Prevails
06-20-2006: What’s important is that he’s on our shirt.
06-19-2006: My Debt could beat up your Debt
06-16-2006: RPS
06-15-2006: Everything comes around
06-14-2006: Hey, Ten was an awesome album
06-13-2006: Competitive Streak
06-12-2006: Father’s Day
06-09-2006: Killjoy
06-08-2006: Viva la Condo?
06-06-2006: Momentum
06-04-2006: Signs you’re growing up.
06-03-2006: We’re all in this together
06-02-2006: I’ll put a poster over the hole
06-01-2006: Sell-out



May 2006

05-31-2006: A revolution may be in order
05-30-2006: Retail blues
05-29-2006: Semantics
05-26-2006: Gave him a wedgie too
05-25-2006: Wisdom
05-24-2006: I know, you’re special
05-23-2006: Mr. Bonaparte
05-22-2006: 20-something fridge
05-19-2006: Black Gold
05-18-2006: Like Crazy Glue
05-17-2006: How big are your pockets?
05-16-2006: And when the locks got changed
05-15-2006: You rocked, bud
05-12-2006: He was like a brother
05-11-2006: The stain will stay in our hearts forever
05-10-2006: Wish he’d been a chihuaha
05-09-2006: A much needed hug
05-08-2006: Damn reality
05-05-2006: Maybe we should start a fire
05-04-2006: Baby-hating may have been out context
05-03-2006: Well, not the crotch licking
05-02-2006: That’s actually a major at some schools
05-01-2006: Meat and potatoes dad



April 2006

04-28-2006: Pride? In retail?
04-27-2006: And the beer
04-26-2006: Maxine’s shock value
04-25-2006: The Girls
04-24-2006: Pep
04-21-2006: Jingle Jingle Jingle
04-20-2006: Agh! Sky!
04-19-2006: And none too soon
04-18-2006: Not frozen either
04-17-2006: Dead air
04-14-2006: Let’s just say every time
04-13-2006: Wait, loan implies repayment.
04-12-2006: Let me eat my kibbles, woman!
04-11-2006: Sloane
04-10-2006: Defeat
04-07-2006: Love me some bacon
04-06-2006: Kissing is a good sign you don’t suck
04-05-2006: Should have sworn more
04-04-2006: Blasphemy, Black
04-03-2006: Who says it’s lonely at the top?



March 2006

03-31-2006: Blunt and sexy
03-30-2006: Be selective with your honesty
03-29-2006: Is there such thing as a good breakup?
03-28-2006: Ex-Girlfriend
03-27-2006: Vanilla causes flashbacks
03-24-2006: Or a sport
03-23-2006: Puppy voice
03-22-2006: Eternal Cosmic Forces, whatever
03-21-2006: Flawless Logic
03-20-2006: Could be worse. Could be a philosophy degree.
03-17-2006: He means well
03-16-2006: Friends tell it like it is. Bastards.
03-15-2006: Strange concept
03-14-2006: Understatement of the year
03-13-2006: The one place you don’t want a friend
03-10-2006: The worst number in the world
03-09-2006: Way to break your trend
03-08-2006: Sloan
03-07-2006: Take the initiative
03-06-2006: What are friends for?
03-03-2006: Masochistic, obviously
03-02-2006: Tim
03-01-2006: Try tongue



February 2006

02-28-2006: Subtle…
02-27-2006: Should I have smiled?
02-24-2006: Sums me up completely
02-23-2006: Cheap Date
02-22-2006: Slone
02-21-2006: Every 20-something apartment
02-20-2006: Damage Report
02-17-2006: Yeah, I’m all about the beats
02-16-2006: Double Standard
02-15-2006: Queen of the Microcosm
02-14-2006: Involved a dinner roll. And a lighter.
02-13-2006: Enter Abby
02-10-2006: Lie a little
02-09-2006: McPain in the ass
02-08-2006: As long as we know what we’re getting into
02-07-2006: Chink in the Armour
02-06-2006: Anti-social smoker
02-03-2006: I’d say the latter
02-02-2006: Introducing Maxine
02-01-2006: Forced Joy



January 2006

01-31-2006: Gears in the Machine
01-30-2006: The Beginning